Sunday, January 1, 2012


U.S. Department of Redundancy Department, April 1, 2012 -- AP Mews

Yesterday, with full support of a large majority of the taxpayers of the nation, the U.S. Military turned the country of Iran into a glass table-top.

This morning, Cyrus Aran, a high-school student in Peoria, IL known for an affinity for computer technology, pocket protectors, and libraries, made a stunning discovery while perusing Google Earth. He found that although the satellite photos displayed clearly were obtained prior to the bombardment, that much of Iran ALREADY WAS GLASS!

In an email to his local paper, Cyrus pointed out that millions upon millions of dollars of high-tech weaponry had been expended to make large areas of central Asia which have been uninhabited for millenia, to be uninhabitable.

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